Men are so proud of manly things. They don’t pretend to understand the phases that a hormonal menstrual woman goes through. I am sure many of you many and women have heard the men saying “she has got the curse again” like it is something they are secretly hoping that it would go away. Now I think men if they got periods they would form support groups for men with excessively heavy flow. They would also have declared a holiday every time that they are having their period. There will be expensive brands for the big boys with money and I honestly believe there would be a contest to find out who bleeds the longest and how many litres and of course there would be the ones that are all talk the ones who brag.

It would be common practice to hear someone yelling across the street words like “ oh dude I can’t go bowling with you coz I got my period’ Men would publicly call each other affectionate names according to their bleeding cycle. It would not be surprising to hear names like 2 litre John, 7 days Sean and Every 26 days Hank. Such is the nature of men. They want to celebrate themselves in every little bit thing that they do and such a feat as losing blood without bleeding to death is an honour befitting the pomp and fare that can be afforded.

Let us not forget the first period parties!

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